IT’S A
DYING
TREND
INTRODUCING YOUR FAVORITE NEW ADULT COLORING BOOK THAT SPEAKS TO YOUR UNNATURAL OBSESSION:
SERIAL KILLER ICONS
A coloring book like no other
Each page is meticulously detailed and designed in a story-telling vibe, incorporating both the icons representing what made these jabronis so infamous, as well lesser-known factoids that may require multiple layers of trigger warnings.
IF YOU MIX HUMAN AND ANIMAL MEAT TOGETHER, NO ONE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE
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THEY SAY IT'S THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE I KILLED. I SAY IT'S THE PRINCIPLE
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I WONDER HOW HER HEAD WOULD LOOK ON A STICK
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THE FIRST GOOD-LOOKING GIRL I SEE TONIGHT IS GOING TO DIE
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I'VE GOT TO START EATING AT HOME MORE
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I ACTUALLY THINK I MAY BE POSSESSED WITH DEMONS, I WAS DROPPED ON MY HEAD AS A KID
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IF YOU MIX HUMAN AND ANIMAL MEAT TOGETHER, NO ONE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE ✦ THEY SAY IT'S THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE I KILLED. I SAY IT'S THE PRINCIPLE ✦ I WONDER HOW HER HEAD WOULD LOOK ON A STICK ✦ THE FIRST GOOD-LOOKING GIRL I SEE TONIGHT IS GOING TO DIE ✦ I'VE GOT TO START EATING AT HOME MORE ✦ I ACTUALLY THINK I MAY BE POSSESSED WITH DEMONS, I WAS DROPPED ON MY HEAD AS A KID ✦
COLOR ME BLOOD RED
YOU’RE NOT ALONE. THE OBSESSION WITH TRUE CRIME IS REAL. AND LIKE BUNDY, WE CAN’T STOP…
WE’VE COMBINED OUR KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THINGS TRUE CRIME WITH OUR PASSION FOR DESIGN TO CREATE AN ODDLY SATISFYING EDUCATIONAL-PURPOSES -ONLY, TRIGGER-WARNING, PARENTAL-ADVISOR, MAY-CAUSE-STRESS-TO-SOME-VIEWERS, CONTAINS-GRAPHIC-CONTENT ADULT COLORING BOOK.
Read more about our morbid curiosity (and don’t pretend you don’t have one yourself… you’re here, aren’t you?)
ALL THE “ICONS”
what is a SERIAL KILLER ‘ICON’? THE KILLERS THEMSELVES? WELL, THAT’S UP TO YOU. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GO THERE…
BUT SERIOUSLY, ALL THE ICONOGRAPHY IN THE BOOK - EVERY SINGLE ILLUSTRATION, IMAGE, AND MESSAGE, HAS MEANING THAT RELATES TO THE SUBJECT’S LIFE, THEIR CRIMES, PERSONALITY, ETC. AS YOU PERUSE THE PAGES YOU MAY WONDER WHY WE INCLUDED A CERTAIN ICON (UNLESS YOU’RE LIKE US AND HAVE STUDIED THESE WILDINGS WITH UNHEALTHY ABANDON).
SO WE’VE PROVIDED A GUIDE TO EACH PAGE, TO LET YOU IN ON ALL THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF OUR “FRIENDS” WHO WE HOLD SO NEAR AND DEAR.
Just a girl getting ready for the day ahead!
(Not even close…)
AND LASTLY, WE’VE CREATED A MUSIC PLAYLIST FOR EACH PAGE…
DESIGNED TO RUIN MANY OF THE SONGS THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW AND LOVED.
DID YOU KNOW THAT BRITNEY HAS A SONG ABOUT A SERIAL KILLER? HOW ABOUT THE COMMODORES? NEITHER DID WE, UNTIL WE LISTENED CLOSELY.
THIS IS YOUR REAL WARNING BY THE WAY… BECAUSE ONCE YOU MAKE THE CONNECTION, YOU’LL NEVER HEAR THESE SONGS THE SAME WAY AGAIN. CONSIDER YOURSELF MORE WELL DONE THAN A JOE METHENY HAMBURGER.
All the playlists are linked to their serial killer on their icon pages, or you can pop over to our profile page to check them all out.
HAVE A QUESTION? NO PROBLEM!
MAIL ALL INQUIRIES TO:
CHRISSY WATTS
DODGE CORRECTION INSTITUTION
WAUPUN, WISCONSIN
IF YOU DON’T RECEIVE A RESPONSE IN A TIMELY MANNER, FEEL FREE TO HOP ON OVER TO THE CONTACT PAGE AND SEND US A MESSAGE.
